police encounter

police: pergi mana dik?
me: balik rumah.
police: seorang saje?
me: (looks at passenger seat) ya, encik.
police: takde awek ke?
me: takde
police: tak cari satu?
me: haha...
police: tunjuk IC jap.
me: (tunjuk muka) baik encik

went and scribble some stuff

hands over the IC

police: u muka lawa, takde gf... sayang la.
me: (wat the fillet bbq sauce mc-chicken bak kut teh him!!) heh..

gua handsem la, encik pakcik, buta ke =.=